Total Medals Earned: 306 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,805 Points
Medals Earned: 14/18 (195/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (135/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/100 points)
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 5/15 (25/410 points)
Kill an Urchin
Kill a Sea Star
Kill a Squid
Die
Reach a Score of 200
Kill a Lobster
Kill a Seahorse
Kill a stingray
Kill a Marlin
Kill a Whale
Kill 1 of Every Fish
Reach a Score of 2,000
Reach a Score of 5,000
Surive for 1 Minute
Survive for 2 Minutes
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Sell a tower
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 8/21 (125/460 points)
Build out your home with delicious bile.
Trick the smoking man into thinking you're someone else.
Find your way through the northwestern mystery maze.
Complete the Goatman's strange request.
Talk to everyone at Loveland Frog's wild party.
Find the party that all the frogs keep talking about.
Find a way to reach the Chupacabra.
Unlock the "Hide" Ability
Talk to the elusive Mothman.
Glide over the Pitted Swamp
Help a friend with a pit obsession.
Take photos of all the other cryptids for the smoking man.
Complete all tasks but the final one...
Figure out a way into Bigfoot's house.
Help Bigfoot get his groove back.
Find a teleportation pass so that you can use portals.
Fulfill your destiny as an interior decorator.
Complete Puk's busy day.